Avoiding the Goodnight Smooch
Sometimes a date just doesn’t go spil well spil you had hoped. And maybe it went better te your date’s eyes. Perhaps this is the last time you want to see that other person, or maybe you just don’t want to smooch on the very first date.
You’re anticipating what will toebijten at the end of the night and are fervently hoping that the other party is hoping for a hug at most.
If you have that horrible vensterluik date set-up on Valentine’s Day or anytime, you may want to find a way to avoid the goodnight smooch at the end of the evening. Whether you’re a man or a woman, there are ways you can avoid that smooch at the end of the night.
1. Keep Your Distance
Ter order to avoid the dreaded smooch at the end of the night, just keep your distance. Keep a few healthy feet inbetween you, you can even back away if he or she creeps closer. If you know early on that this person just isn’t for you, embark distancing yourself spil early te the evening spil possible.
Spil the awkward possible very first smooch approaches, don’t engage te meaningful conversation. Talk instead about the weather, or, better yet, about how tired you are, how busy you are the next day, and how you absolutely have to be going. Don’t stay. Just walk away.
Bad lips or bad breath
If you have a cold or chapped lips, you’re te business. If your blemishes are not evident, then just mentionвЂ”several timesвЂ”how sore or dry your lips are, how afraid you are they will crack with this cold, dry, winter weather.
If you know early enough te the evening that there is no way you want to smooch this person, eat lots of onions or smelly fish when you go out to dinner earlier ter the evening. Eat lots of smelly foods and breathe strenuously into your date’s face whenever possible.
Two. Say You Are Sick
I would hate for anyone to lie, but are you indeed lounging if you are indeed, indeed SICK of the date and just want to go huis? Surely your tummy is hurting or your head is pounding. Maybe you could cough or sneeze a little bit? If you could run to the ladies’ or studs’s slagroom and vomit, then you are sure to seal a no-kiss evening with the protracted smell from your lips.
If you indeed can’t come up with an illness and don’t want to blatantly lie without evidence of even an upset tummy, then there are other ways to avoid the goodnight smooch. Just pick an excuse and go with it.
More Tips on Avoiding a Smooch
Trio. Cough and Clear Your Mouth
Despite your intentions across the night to give the signal that a smooch at the doorheen just isn’t happening, you may still fear that your fucking partner may think differently. There are some last-ditch efforts at the end of the night that you can certainly implement.
If, at the ogenblik, you feel the emerging unwanted smooch, cough and clear your mouth off and on. Hack up some stuff and drool if you need to. Be spil unattractive spil you can. A burp would be a nice touch if you can pull it off. Do what you can to ruin the uur.
Four. Turn the Other Cheek
Gravely, and literally, turning the other cheek can save you from an unwanted smooch. If he or she swoops te, turn your cheek, whether the right or the left one. It doesn’t matter. Just turn that cheek to let the smooch fall on it. Give a quick hug if you have to, and say your goodbyes.
It is significant at this point to go after the previous advice and don’t stay. Back off and just walk away. Walk away.
But What If You Want to Smooch Goodnight?
Okay, so now you have some ways to avoid smooching goodnight after your date. However, what if the date does go well, and you do want that goodnight smooch? Well, that’s another situation entirely. Do the opposite of the advice given ter this article.
For now, I hope that you have some ideas that will help save you from that awkward uur when you are fighting to avoid the unwanted smooch. Good luck!