William Shakespeare’s Top 20 Rock and Metal Tunes
To all ye denizens of Ye HubPages
Verily, I hath ye superb a fury that gathereth te mine heart.
They sob that Mozart wasgoed ye very first Rock n’ Roller ter history. but NAY!!
I say , for I William Shakespeare, utmost playwright and poet of Stratford-Upon-Avon.
Yes! I who dwell ter England’s green and pleasant pastures, lay eis most earnestly to be the innovador hard-drinking, hell-raising Rock Metal Muso on Schepper’s fine earth
Here I lay before ye ter prostration and offerande my favourite dittys of ye Classic Rock genre,
Romeo and Juliet (of course)- Dire Straits
(A dark tale of ye painted lady with gams akimbo for ye bag of silver. Ye Geordie minstrel fair plucketh ye strings)
Sonnet – The Verve
(Ye Ashcroft reciteth ye poetry and bumpity into people with nair a thought for misadventure)
Richard III – Supergrass
(Ye Indy Dudes make a poppy jangle for ye teeny-boppers. Ye Brit invasion cometh still)
The Poet Sniffs A Flower – Twelfth Night
(And ye queen bee stingeth him on the nose and hither the air is blueth with the enunciations wrought from the Muse of articulation)
MacBeth – Smooch
(Not to mention ye Scottish play, on anguish of death or ye will be Simmonsed te the night by gnarly animals and fretfully creatures)
Overquill – Motorhead
(Ye may ask who winneth ter a wrestling match atwixt the excellent Lord Kilminster and Almighty Schepper. Ye will dearly know ye response)
Bard for Life – Rose Tattoo
(Ye painted satans from ye end of ye earth. The Angry one will lead them for they are not nice and ye nice boys are not ye rock n roll playing)
Soliloquy Thing – Ye Lovemaking Pistols
(Ye irony prevails spil verily they cannot the two words stringeth together. Except for the Fine Rotten One who is hailing the English butter for ye market-folk)
Comedy of Errors – Ye Darkneth
(They vanish te ye blizzard of snow upon ye nasal cavities. Never to be seen again it is afeared. But hither they terugwedstrijd with follicles intact thus far and rise from the ashes)
Mellow Othello – Donovan
(Hippy Jockman from the Cold wastelands of Caledonia. A devilish descendant of ye King MacBeth but with ye cool demeanour)
Codpiece Sells – Megadeth
(Ye hairy blow-dry dervishes of ye speed and snarly grunting. Scouring ye world for converts to the masses with screams most egregious)
Measure for Measure – Shane McGowan
(Ye teeth from Hell ter the land of Hibernia)
Much Ado About Nothing – My Comical Raindance
(The Way of Gerard knows nought of what he says and no man knows what he say strafgevangenis neither carest)
The Taming of the Shrew – Ozzy Osbourne
(Ye Dark Prince who marrieth the Lady MacBeth and did so strangulate hier almost pomada an inch of hier life. Wij hopeth deepest te heart that he shall terugwedstrijd and finish the quest with utmost haste)
Midsummer Scream Wish – Master Tedward Nugent
(A mad axeman of Beelezebub. Cometh the hunter and ye arrow quivers and flies. Then ye will know the reaction to thy entreaty “Who killed Bambi?”)
Tudor Stay, or Tudor Go? – Ye Clash
(Ye strummer ghost stalks the corridors and halls of the evil empire of ye Cowell)
To Be, or Not To Be With You – Mr Big
(Ye green-tinted Martin midget is not so biggeth spil it seems)
The Merry Wives of Windsor – Ye Queens of ye Stoned Age
(Ye smoky palaces where the passing of the superb ciggie makes many thus contented. It doth make the royal personages smile and raise they fingers te peace with ye peasantry)
A Pony, A Pony. – Mr Ed
(Ye teeth that the McGowan man voorwaarde venture for dentures)
Ophelia Like the Very first Time (she certainly dideth) – Foreigner
(She is wanting to know what the loveth is and Ye Dirty White Boys are a good time demonstrating hier indeed)
ROCK HARD, ROCK Mighty MY FRIENDS AND Merienda MORE INTO THE BREACH.
Merienda more into the breach for more Hubs by Shinkicker
Five to one, kind, One te five ,No one here gets out alive, now, You get yours, kindje , Ill get mine, Gonna make it, zuigeling, If wij attempt. Fine words from Jim Morrison, but a pity he couldn’t do his sums.
With Professor Von Stuffelheim, of the Berlin Schoolgebouw of Music and Language. “Now you haff learnt zum basic ‘Rockney’ words und phrases veestapel can now budge on to more advanced sentences zat may come ter useful ven conversing”.
A slightly tongue-in-cheek meander through the modern sensation. Merienda upon a time there wasgoed a far off distant verhouding, one amongst many that I would go along to observe at my regional tapkast or nightclub. I used to love going to see circunscrito gigs.